The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged) (2023)

by Adam Long, Daniel Singer, and Jess Winfield

September 16th - October 2nd

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Mile Square Theatre, with the generous support of the Hoboken Business Alliance, is returning to the waterfront at Frank Sinatra Park with the hilarious comedy The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (abridged).

Three actors stumble through all 37 of The Bard’s plays in 90 hilarious, irreverent minutes. How do they do it? Very poorly. How do they do it so quickly? “With great dispatch!” as old Billy Shakes would say. If you like Shakespeare, you’ll like this play. If you hate Shakespeare, you’ll LOVE this play. Either way, our company of fools is guaranteed to leave you breathless with laughter.

This show is free to the public and reserving tickets is encouraged. We will hold seats for ticket holders up until 5 minutes before the show, so be sure to arrive early!

Estimated run time: 1 hour and 30 minutes
Recommended for ages 7 and up

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Getting here

Frank Sinatra Park is located on the waterfront at 4th Street in Hoboken. It’s easily accessible by the PATH train, NJ Transit, Waterway Ferry, or by car with lots of parking options to choose from.
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Parking Options

If you’re planning on driving to the event, rest assured there are plenty of nearby, inexpensive parking options to choose from!

Get a special $8 rate from 6pm-midnight when you show your ticket at Hoboken municipal garages B and D. Click below for directions.

Use this map to view all the parking options available to you.

Dining

Enjoy food and beverage before, after or during the show! Stop by one of Hoboken’s famous eateries or get your food delivered to our tent at the park and pick it up from our staff to eat while you watch! Here are some of our recommendations (with special deals for ticket holders!):

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Grand Vin

A warm and sophisticated restaurant with a menu that has something savory for everyone. Enjoy the ambiance and a free appetizer or dessert when showing your ticket.
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Olivia’s

The hot new flavor in town with a Mediterranean inspired seasonal menu, curated wine list and exceptional cocktails. The atmosphere is amazing and enjoy a free appetizer or dessert when showing your ticket.
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Bareburger

Building a better food system, one burger at a time. MST take away deal. Draft soda/Slider/French fries for $10+tax or 2 slider box $14+tax on show days. or 10% off our regular menu items.
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Charrito’s

Enjoy a meal at Charrito’s. A family owned restaurant with authentic Mexican Cuisine that is primarily inspired by many traditional favorites from Oaxaca, Mexico.
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Grimaldi’s

The only true coal brick oven pizzeria in Hoboken where we specialize in turning out authentic Margherita style pizzas fired at 1000 degrees in our custom built coal burning oven. Come join us and find out why devotees insist we are the best in NJ, hands down. Stop by Grimaldi’s before the show and receive 10% off your food order.
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La Isla

Havana Meets Miami in Hoboken! Come and experience the warm heart of Cuban people, the fast beat of our music and the surprising character of our cuisine.
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Shokudo

Shokudo Japanese restaurant invites you to indulge in authentic ramen cravings. Our ramen brings warmth with a simple presentation, made with the best ingredients. We look forward to serving you a fresh Ramen bowl and to hear your impressions.
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Choc•O•Pain

French Bakery and Café. Enjoy a free (iced) coffee for each $15 purchase.
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McSwiggans

We are a traditional Irish pub and a staple of Hoboken’s iconic bar scene. Stop by before or after the show and ask for a bucket special.
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Bwè Cafe

Where Coffee meets Community. Stop in either location and receive 10% off any transaction.
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The Madison Bar & Grill

American fare with specialty cocktails. New specials every day of the week.
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Court Street

Thursday – Saturday Dinner 5pm-close
Sunday Brunch 11am-3:30pm Sunday Dinner 4:30-10pm
Show your ticket for that day’s performance and get 50% off House Cabernet, House Pinot Noir & House Pinot Grigio.
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Sorellina

Join us for happy hour specials and seasonal small plates, homemade pasta and Italian wine!
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Sirenetta

Join us for happy hour specials and our raw bar, fresh seafood & creative cocktails!
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Karma Kafe

Enjoy a meal at our family owned restaurant with authentic Indian Cuisine. Karma Kafe – An Indian Bistro has been a Hoboken staple since 1999. Enjoy a free dessert when you present your ticket.
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Leo’s Grandevous

Leo’s Grandevous is not only the one of the oldest and best-known Italian restaurants in Hoboken NJ, it is the best place to come to appreciate the music of Frank Sinatra and the classic style of Hoboken, New Jersey.
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Shopping and Recreation

Enjoy all that Hoboken has to offer while you’re here! Check out the shops on Washington Street, go for a bike ride on the beautiful waterfront, or take a kayak tour of the Hudson.

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Flo on Wheels

Our neighborhood bicycle shop that really cares for the cyclist in our community. It is a full service shop that offers a lifetime of free service on every bike they sell.
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Resilience Paddle Sports

Resilience Paddle Sports is a woman owned business offering daily paddleboard and kayak lessons and tours on the Hudson River with stunning Manhattan views. At Resilience, we believe that paddling on the river and in the Harbor can lead to better understanding and stronger commitment to stewardship of the coastal ecosystems. Get 20% off Manhattan Skyline Kayak and Paddleboard Tours for parties of two or more.
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Washington General Store

Washington General Store was founded on a passion for gift giving and a desire to share unique, hard to find treasures. Located on Hoboken’s historic Washington Street, we are a home decor and modern gift boutique that offers a mix of carefully curated goods and a whole lot of love for our community

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Margo Seibert Vocal Studio

Looking to reconnect with your love of singing with a local Broadway Star? Look no further! Margo Seibert Vocal Studio is offering 10% off Virtual Voice Lesson Packages purchased from Sept. 15th – Oct. 2nd, 2021.
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UNJUMBOLD

Our retail products and organizing services are meant to elevate your every day home & lifestyle, with an emphasis on quality over quantity. We are happy to offer 10% off Store Wide.
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ONE/SOL

A lifestyle and wellness boutique that offers beautiful clothing and accessories to add confidence and color to someone’s wardrobe, plus a unique haven for events, bringing all types of people and their fabulous energy together to experience parts of themselves. We are pleased to offer a special for 15% off purchase both in store or online with code MSTS.
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Computers 4 People

Our mission is to collect, refurbish, and donate computers to individuals and organizations in under-resourced communities to promote equity and access to opportunity.
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The Shipyard Marina

Learn to sail and join our waterfront community! More information at the link below and please enjoy a 10% discount on our Classic Boat Sailing Tour using code livetheater.
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Marie Papp Photography

Marie specializes in headshots, family portraits and special events. Visit her website or stop by her studio to schedule a headshot session or a family portrait and mention MST for a special offer.
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Athleta

Athleta will be offering 20% off one full-price item from 9/15-10/2 to ticket holders
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Fit Foundry

This gym is a place for wellness and community. The expert staff guides you through 45 minute strength training sessions that are uniquely designed for whole body fitness. Check out this fitness experience for 15 days at a special rate with the mention of this outdoor theater production.
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View the complete listing of Hoboken Businesses on the Hoboken Business Alliance website!
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Dan Domingues (Actor)

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Off-Broadway: The Public (The Tempest, Wild Goose Dreams, Fidelis, The Great Immensity), Gingold Group, Sheen Center, Rattlestick Playwrights Theater, Abingdon Theatre, BAM, 59E59 Theaters, INTAR, Atlantic Theater, Cherry Lane Theatre. Regional: Bay Street, Barrington Stage, Alley Theatre, White Heron Theatre Company, Arena Stage, The Guthrie, Goodman, NY Stage & Film, Hangar Theatre, Studio Theatre, Cape Playhouse, Weston Playhouse, Kansas City Rep, Rep of St. Louis, Pioneer Theatre, Long Wharf, Florida Stage, Portland Stage, George Street Playhouse. Film:Run All Night, Future ’38, In Stereo. TV: “New Amsterdam,”“5A5B,” “West 40s,” “The Blacklist,” “Royal Pains,” “Law & Order.” MFA: A.R.T. Institute for Advanced Theatre Training at Harvard. Associate artist: The Civilians, NY Classical Theatre. Creator and co-host of Hot Date, a podcast for movie fans.

Aaron Parker Fouhey (Actor)

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Aaron Parker Fouhey, a lover of all things Shakespeare, is elated to be making his Mile Square Theatre debut and to finally show off his tights! Originally from Salem, MA, Aaron studied Acting at Boston University and the London Academy of Music and Dramatic Arts. Some of Aaron's favorite credits include The Bible: The Complete Word of God (Abridged) (Amphibian Stage Productions, Fort Worth, TX), Uncle Vanya (The Pearl Theatre Company), Night of the Living N-Word!!! (Fringe NYC), Marian or the True Tale of Robin Hood (Flux Theatre Ensemble), a cautionary tail (The Flea Theater), A Civil War Christmas (Huntington Theatre Company, Boston, MA). Aaron would like to thank his cats, Grayson and Dorothy for their lukewarm support!

Andres Robledo (Actor)

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Andres Robledo is a Miami, Florida transplant based out of Brooklyn, NY. After joining Equity in 2016, he performed mostly Equity Showcases and independent productions. He then branched out of the black boxes to massive arena shows, namely Jurassic World LIVE where he puppeted a larger than life size raptor. Since the pandemic, Andres has moved into voiceover for animation and commercials as well as secure representation from Buchwald. What a thrill to be performing on stage again, welcome back!

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